Marcus – Furb armors photoshoot

 

 

This was a series of shots I did for Furb’s Male Replacer- Wolf

 

and Furb’s Male Replacer- Steel.  Marcus was not happy, but he was at least somewhat cooperative.  That’s fine– we can go get him the lighter weight armor he prefers…Furb’s Male Replacers- Dark Brotherhood…

All right then. I’m not sure it’s worth Mehrune’s Dagger to the throat.. he doesn’t have to wear it. He did beg to keep the hat..

I promised him a treat if we could get in one more armor. He… very grudgingly agreed to cooperate.

Furb’s Male Replacers – Forsworn

So, at first I told  him that there were these people out there– men, probably– who were complaining about the penises that could be seen in the mod page pictures.

Marcus demanded to know why these men were afraid of penises.

I tried to explain, but he interrupted– Marcus always knows better– his theory was that the penises on the mod page were… must be… terrifyingly huge to these individuals. He then expressed his own opinion as to their respective equipage:

I then gently reminded him that we had to get back to work:

After I  made it clear that threats, begging, tantrums, and chicken dances weren’t going to work, I got a reasonable shot:

 

He asked for a bottle of mead, which is fair– we were in the sun all day, out on the marsh… but when I got back..

I have advised the mod author that this fad for functional loincloths is going to result in severely curtailed photoshoots. At least on Nexus. I can’t imagine the terror and tumult that would result.

As it was, I drank the godsdamn mead.

A few weeks later Marcus reminded me that I owed him that promised treat.  Well enough.

Brigida Dress Alteration for Men.

Hah. We’ll see who has the last laugh.

… sigh. And he loves it. Marcus is such a jerk.